Post by Josh on Jun 2, 2009 6:47:41 GMT
Yes. Parents. I want you to post any and every dumb thing that your parents have done to you and said to you lately.
Last fall my best friend went to a school 8 hours north of me. My mom, who thinks any girl I ever speak to is my girlfriend, started sending me condoms because she was convinced I was going up to that school every weekend to screw my best friend. So throughout the semester I ended up using like 150 condoms in various pranks. She stopped after I came home for Christmas. Until a week or so ago.
Nichole: omg
Nichole: thats sooooo funny!
Nichole: i love crazy parents
Nichole: my mom is convinced im having sex with a bunch of guys
Nichole: every guy i happen to mention i am apparently screwing
Nichole: its relly funny
Josh: !!!!
Josh: That's how it is with my mom
Josh: My mom was convinced for the longest time that I was dating Lisa. And Kari. Just because I hung out with them a few times. And then the whole Alyssa craziness. And now she has moved onto Ryane because I hung out with her a few weeks ago. She slipped me a box of condoms the other day. =\ They had like... a texture or something to them and she told me that they would give Ryane more pleasure. x_o
Ryane is a girl I met at Central. Kinda had a thing for her but my mom didn't know that. Went shopping with her once two Fridays ago and my mom decided to do the above. Ugh.
My parents are also reeeeally against doing things to your body. For example, two dinners ago my brother asked my parents if he could get a tattoo (he's 16 now and can get one with parental permission). My dad instructed him that he could but if did, he'd have to pay rent or move out of the house. My sister then asked if she could maybe get her belly button pierced in high school (she's 12 right now, about to enter Junior High) and got the exact same answer. Only piercings that are ok in my parents books are ear piercings.
So what about you?
Last fall my best friend went to a school 8 hours north of me. My mom, who thinks any girl I ever speak to is my girlfriend, started sending me condoms because she was convinced I was going up to that school every weekend to screw my best friend. So throughout the semester I ended up using like 150 condoms in various pranks. She stopped after I came home for Christmas. Until a week or so ago.
Nichole: omg
Nichole: thats sooooo funny!
Nichole: i love crazy parents
Nichole: my mom is convinced im having sex with a bunch of guys
Nichole: every guy i happen to mention i am apparently screwing
Nichole: its relly funny
Josh: !!!!
Josh: That's how it is with my mom
Josh: My mom was convinced for the longest time that I was dating Lisa. And Kari. Just because I hung out with them a few times. And then the whole Alyssa craziness. And now she has moved onto Ryane because I hung out with her a few weeks ago. She slipped me a box of condoms the other day. =\ They had like... a texture or something to them and she told me that they would give Ryane more pleasure. x_o
Ryane is a girl I met at Central. Kinda had a thing for her but my mom didn't know that. Went shopping with her once two Fridays ago and my mom decided to do the above. Ugh.
My parents are also reeeeally against doing things to your body. For example, two dinners ago my brother asked my parents if he could get a tattoo (he's 16 now and can get one with parental permission). My dad instructed him that he could but if did, he'd have to pay rent or move out of the house. My sister then asked if she could maybe get her belly button pierced in high school (she's 12 right now, about to enter Junior High) and got the exact same answer. Only piercings that are ok in my parents books are ear piercings.
So what about you?