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Post by arkitek on May 27, 2007 0:04:16 GMT
I saw this on various other forums, and I decided we needed one for designers.
"What are the Top 10 Reasons to Date a Designer?"
Here are some examples for other groups of people like the "Top 10 Reasons to Date a Skateboarder."
Top10 Reasons To Date a Skateboarder
1. We know how to take pain
2. We know lots of "tricks"
3. We love to be on top
4. We have great balance and stability
5. We dont mind getting wet and dirty
6. We can keep at it for hours
7. We prefer to stay standing
8. We ride whats under us
9. We dont "play" anything
10.We can make it an ALL DAY thing
Mods delete this thread if it's inappropiate.... but you get the idea.
I haven't seen a top 10 for designers yet... and there are ones for yoyoers, paintballers, and skateboarders! Why not designers?
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Post by Assassinator/Young Everest on May 27, 2007 9:42:52 GMT
What are the Top 10 Reasons to Date a Designer?
1. Our Birthday/Christmas presents and/or cards will be simply gorgeous.
2. We all have deviantART so you can show all your gawping friends how great we are
3. Designers hide in their room. We need to be given a life.
4. We can teach you.
5. We have very creative minds. This often leads to quite romantic guys.
6. If you were to marry us, we would be great at decorating the house.
7. We don't need qualifications to get a job. Just a decent portfolio. And it can pay very well.
8. The sex is imaginative.
9. We're cool. Mainly because of our dress sense.
10. We, as designers are different. We like to stand out from the crowd. That is why there isn't a number ten.
[red]Warning: Most designers are very geeky and not-good-looking-like. So pick carefully.[/red]
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Post by Admin on May 27, 2007 16:55:34 GMT
 I only have two, we're good with our hands and we are creative. |
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Post by Josh on May 27, 2007 16:58:21 GMT
we're good with our hands I could have gone all day... |
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Post by Carson! on May 27, 2007 17:12:34 GMT
n :We never make inappropriate sexually orientated jokes.
Oh if only I was a designer.
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Post by arkitek on May 27, 2007 22:13:30 GMT
n :We never make inappropriate sexually orientated jokes. Oh if only I was a designer. Heh nice one.  |
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Post by aissd on May 28, 2007 3:16:09 GMT
I only have two, we're good with our hands and we are creative. Ollie goes to show off his sex appeal. |
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Post by Dude™ on May 28, 2007 21:42:53 GMT
We make you go wow We put you in awe with our awesome skills.  |
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Post by aissd on May 29, 2007 1:13:00 GMT
We make kinky artwork? That's the best I could come up with.
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Post by sparkpelt on May 29, 2007 5:00:35 GMT
We see everything...
Photoshop can modify ANYTHING..
We can make the sheets ourselves...
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Post by Jonny on May 29, 2007 13:17:46 GMT
I started a "10 reasons to date a photographer" list, I failed  |
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Post by arkitek on May 30, 2007 0:17:59 GMT
I started a "10 reasons to date a photographer" list, I failed Well I guess it is hard for designers also because we're considered geeky. Dang.... let me think of some for a designer anyway... lol Using various programs we can extend any part of our body We can make things look rock hard We're good at turning things on.. whether it be machine or not Uhhh... I don't know anymore...  |
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Post by Assassinator/Young Everest on May 30, 2007 8:10:28 GMT
Why is everything about sex?
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Post by Al Young on May 30, 2007 18:00:47 GMT
Why is everything about sex? Dude, you need to get laid. See what I did there? |
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Post by Assassinator/Young Everest on May 30, 2007 22:07:35 GMT
You don't know me.
And that wasn't clever.
In the slightest.
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Post by Al Young on May 30, 2007 22:19:11 GMT
I apologise then.
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Post by Assassinator/Young Everest on May 30, 2007 22:54:30 GMT
Good boy. Now go run along and ask mummy what condom feels best  |
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Post by Al Young on May 31, 2007 8:42:52 GMT
She wouldn't give me an answer.
She is catholic, mind; so I doubt she'd know anyway.
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Post by Jonny on Jun 6, 2007 13:03:57 GMT
Matt, less of that. Even though I know you mean it jocularly it's getting a bit too much now...you're lucky Al knows your just trying to be funny.
The humidity facor of your humour is becoming increasingly low and it's starting to sound just like blatant insulting.
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