Post by eternity on Aug 23, 2006 12:00:51 GMT
"A very odd Mastermind" By Ryan
Ryan: Alright, to kick start this interview, why don't you give a brief background on yourself?
Sean: Well. My name is Sean McDonald. I live in Edinburgh (Scotland for those of you who don't know) and my life at present (or rather for the past few months) hasn't consisted of much other than the abuse of alcohol, drugs, sex and heavy metal.
I'm also a drummer in a metalcore band.
Ryan: So all those rumors about you and being drunk are true?
Sean: I do enjoy a little sip of wine now and then, but some of these allegations get slightly out of hand.
Ryan: Uh huh. So what brought you to SSD?
Sean: Well at first it was the codes and graphics request board. I wasn't active really. Then i went back about half a year later and started posting. I basically spammed up chillout whilst using SSD for its resources and failing miserably at my attempts to code or create digital art.
This inevitably led to me posting drunk a lot, and i got a bit of a...reputation.
Ryan: Yeah, you are notorious for that. So I am assuming Chillout is your favorite place around SSD.
Sean: That and the chatroom.
Ryan: I have seen some of your quotes from there.
Sean: Regarding oliver and my penis?
Ryan: Have you had sexual relations with Oliver?
Sean: Well, you could put it that way. We share a certain connection actually. He is my boyfriend. And I have an MSN conversation to prove it.
Ryan: I would like to see that. Though It may be too graphic for this interview.
Sean: Not particularly. Just him asking and me saying yes followed by the grim realisation that we were technically a couple. Although I sort of cheated on him.
Ryan: Hmm. Have Oliver ever Hypnotized you?
Sean: Heh, now thats a funny story. Twice. One was a group hypnosis too. The first time, I was mildly drunk and alone. I'm not sure what happened exactly, but it worked. He probably made me touch myself on cam, but thats to be expected from oliver. As for the second incident: It was my mate Paul, The Baron (Stuart) and I. All three of us had had a mixture of alcohol, herbal cigarettes and a sedative that is used for a certain animal that lives in a stable. Stuart never went under. But it worked for me and Paul. Either that or I was tripping.
Ryan: I heard, he can hypnotize you, even without video?
Sean: Well i wasn't really looking at him on cam, and the cam on us is only really for him to see if its working. So in essence, yes.
Ryan: Weird stuff. What are your views on the community at SSD?
Sean: Any particular aspect or just in general?
Ryan: Just in general,; what are your views on the staff and the members.
Sean: Well, as with any community, you get the good people and the gash people. I just pick carefully who I bother to speak to. But overall, the people at SSD are better than i see at most forums. Theres a far more 'together' community spirit and such than most places.
That being said, as with any community again, there is an 'elite' inner-circle. Some members, including me, treat the people that have been around for longer in a more friendly manner and can sometimes look down on the 'noobs' (Olivers going to love me for that one). Although i don't see that as a problem thats easily avoided.
Ryan: Yeah, though the "noobs" as you put them, are the future of SSD.
Sean: Exactly why its a problem. Although theres quite a few 'upper tier' members that I'd gladly switch with 'noobs' any day. But we wont go into that.
Ryan: I am not into Television much, but what shows do you enjoy watching?
Sean: My favorite series of all time has to be Twin Peaks. I only watched it recently, but to say the least- i completely creamed myself. Directed by David Lynch (who coincidentally is my favorite director). Although that was an 'acquired file' as opposed to an aired show.
Ryan: I never heard of it, care to enlighten me?
Sean: Pretty disturbing stuff. Its about a girl thats found murdered and the following investigation into her death. But, as with most David Lynch stuff- all is not what it seems. Deals with a lot of stuff relating to possession and supreme evil. Sounds cheesy the way i put it, but its genius. 30 episodes and a prequel film. Worth getting a hold of if you like that sort of thing.
Ryan: I just might do that, just to check it out.
Sean: Any David Lynch stuff is worth watching. If you want a real mind-bender, watch Lost Highway. Excellent film.
Ryan: Huh. I might go out and rent that. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?
Sean: Hmm, I personally don't think I would change anything. I'm too arrogant to actually think I've done anything wrong as of yet, and even if i had- it builds character. Actually I take that back, I would have drank more.
Ryan: I knew there had to be something.
Sean: Or at least started earlier.
Ryan: He he. What social activities do you attend in your spare time?
Sean: Is that a hypothetical question?
Ryan: Not really.
Sean: lol fair enough. Well, theres gatherings, parties, drinking in fields, sitting at the PC with Stuart on cam to Oliver (drunk of course) oh and theres also drinking in woods. And when i have money- The pub. It'll be utter heaven when i go to uni. Student prices on booze.
Ryan: Ah, you do live a fine life.
Sean: Merry would be a more appropriate term I'd say.
Ryan: I guess. How do you feel about being Mary? I am talking about Jesus's mother.
Sean: Well, in all honesty, I have always wanted a vagina. So I'm quite happy about it.
Ryan: But, you are a virgin.
Sean: Yeah i honestly don't know how that happened, maybe i just missed and rubbed against the mattress every time.
Ryan: How do you feel about that?
Sean: I personally think I've been dealt a rather dirty hand in life. No sex but pregnancy anyway. That really does piss on the bonfire.
Ryan: Yeah. I know how you feel.
Sean: Who is Joseph? I need a husband...
Ryan: Morgoth. Funny thing you asked that... Because I just asked him if he wanted to be Joseph. I think you may be chatting with someone.
Sean: Aha good stuff. Did the virgin Mary actually get rattled in the end by anyone? (aside god)
Ryan: I don't think so.
Sean: Damnit.
Ryan: You dirty slut you.
Sean: Hey I'm a virgin! Apparently. Or rather, I was 2006 years ago.
Ryan: You can fix that though. You are pretty old.
Sean: Well that depends really. Is this like some sort of second coming or am i actually the original Mary?
Ryan: You may be her reincarnated. I had a friend like that once, though he was harry Houdini.
Sean: Ah. Do you not think you might be pissing off a lot of Christians by comparing the Virgin Mary to a drug and alcohol abusing slut that plays devil-music?
Ryan: No. I know a lot of Christians. Though, I would like to piss them off. Plus, they don't have to know.
Sean: Yeah, but ill just tell Gabriel. Then you're screwed. Which brings me to another thing, have you ever seen the Prophecy?
Ryan: I am not sure, if that a recent movie?
Sean: Not too recent. Its about the second war in heaven. Christopher Walken plays Gabriel who in the film is portrayed as an utter wanker (read: legend). Its really good, even if just to hear the Angel Gabriel talking about how its all right to kill babies.
Ryan: I don't think I have.
Sean: Ah, its good stuff.
Ryan: Alright, to kick start this interview, why don't you give a brief background on yourself?
Sean: Well. My name is Sean McDonald. I live in Edinburgh (Scotland for those of you who don't know) and my life at present (or rather for the past few months) hasn't consisted of much other than the abuse of alcohol, drugs, sex and heavy metal.
I'm also a drummer in a metalcore band.
Ryan: So all those rumors about you and being drunk are true?
Sean: I do enjoy a little sip of wine now and then, but some of these allegations get slightly out of hand.
Ryan: Uh huh. So what brought you to SSD?
Sean: Well at first it was the codes and graphics request board. I wasn't active really. Then i went back about half a year later and started posting. I basically spammed up chillout whilst using SSD for its resources and failing miserably at my attempts to code or create digital art.
This inevitably led to me posting drunk a lot, and i got a bit of a...reputation.
Ryan: Yeah, you are notorious for that. So I am assuming Chillout is your favorite place around SSD.
Sean: That and the chatroom.
Ryan: I have seen some of your quotes from there.
Sean: Regarding oliver and my penis?
Ryan: Have you had sexual relations with Oliver?
Sean: Well, you could put it that way. We share a certain connection actually. He is my boyfriend. And I have an MSN conversation to prove it.
Ryan: I would like to see that. Though It may be too graphic for this interview.
Sean: Not particularly. Just him asking and me saying yes followed by the grim realisation that we were technically a couple. Although I sort of cheated on him.
Ryan: Hmm. Have Oliver ever Hypnotized you?
Sean: Heh, now thats a funny story. Twice. One was a group hypnosis too. The first time, I was mildly drunk and alone. I'm not sure what happened exactly, but it worked. He probably made me touch myself on cam, but thats to be expected from oliver. As for the second incident: It was my mate Paul, The Baron (Stuart) and I. All three of us had had a mixture of alcohol, herbal cigarettes and a sedative that is used for a certain animal that lives in a stable. Stuart never went under. But it worked for me and Paul. Either that or I was tripping.
Ryan: I heard, he can hypnotize you, even without video?
Sean: Well i wasn't really looking at him on cam, and the cam on us is only really for him to see if its working. So in essence, yes.
Ryan: Weird stuff. What are your views on the community at SSD?
Sean: Any particular aspect or just in general?
Ryan: Just in general,; what are your views on the staff and the members.
Sean: Well, as with any community, you get the good people and the gash people. I just pick carefully who I bother to speak to. But overall, the people at SSD are better than i see at most forums. Theres a far more 'together' community spirit and such than most places.
That being said, as with any community again, there is an 'elite' inner-circle. Some members, including me, treat the people that have been around for longer in a more friendly manner and can sometimes look down on the 'noobs' (Olivers going to love me for that one). Although i don't see that as a problem thats easily avoided.
Ryan: Yeah, though the "noobs" as you put them, are the future of SSD.
Sean: Exactly why its a problem. Although theres quite a few 'upper tier' members that I'd gladly switch with 'noobs' any day. But we wont go into that.
Ryan: I am not into Television much, but what shows do you enjoy watching?
Sean: My favorite series of all time has to be Twin Peaks. I only watched it recently, but to say the least- i completely creamed myself. Directed by David Lynch (who coincidentally is my favorite director). Although that was an 'acquired file' as opposed to an aired show.
Ryan: I never heard of it, care to enlighten me?
Sean: Pretty disturbing stuff. Its about a girl thats found murdered and the following investigation into her death. But, as with most David Lynch stuff- all is not what it seems. Deals with a lot of stuff relating to possession and supreme evil. Sounds cheesy the way i put it, but its genius. 30 episodes and a prequel film. Worth getting a hold of if you like that sort of thing.
Ryan: I just might do that, just to check it out.
Sean: Any David Lynch stuff is worth watching. If you want a real mind-bender, watch Lost Highway. Excellent film.
Ryan: Huh. I might go out and rent that. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?
Sean: Hmm, I personally don't think I would change anything. I'm too arrogant to actually think I've done anything wrong as of yet, and even if i had- it builds character. Actually I take that back, I would have drank more.
Ryan: I knew there had to be something.
Sean: Or at least started earlier.
Ryan: He he. What social activities do you attend in your spare time?
Sean: Is that a hypothetical question?
Ryan: Not really.
Sean: lol fair enough. Well, theres gatherings, parties, drinking in fields, sitting at the PC with Stuart on cam to Oliver (drunk of course) oh and theres also drinking in woods. And when i have money- The pub. It'll be utter heaven when i go to uni. Student prices on booze.
Ryan: Ah, you do live a fine life.
Sean: Merry would be a more appropriate term I'd say.
Ryan: I guess. How do you feel about being Mary? I am talking about Jesus's mother.
Sean: Well, in all honesty, I have always wanted a vagina. So I'm quite happy about it.
Ryan: But, you are a virgin.
Sean: Yeah i honestly don't know how that happened, maybe i just missed and rubbed against the mattress every time.
Ryan: How do you feel about that?
Sean: I personally think I've been dealt a rather dirty hand in life. No sex but pregnancy anyway. That really does piss on the bonfire.
Ryan: Yeah. I know how you feel.
Sean: Who is Joseph? I need a husband...
Ryan: Morgoth. Funny thing you asked that... Because I just asked him if he wanted to be Joseph. I think you may be chatting with someone.
Sean: Aha good stuff. Did the virgin Mary actually get rattled in the end by anyone? (aside god)
Ryan: I don't think so.
Sean: Damnit.
Ryan: You dirty slut you.
Sean: Hey I'm a virgin! Apparently. Or rather, I was 2006 years ago.
Ryan: You can fix that though. You are pretty old.
Sean: Well that depends really. Is this like some sort of second coming or am i actually the original Mary?
Ryan: You may be her reincarnated. I had a friend like that once, though he was harry Houdini.
Sean: Ah. Do you not think you might be pissing off a lot of Christians by comparing the Virgin Mary to a drug and alcohol abusing slut that plays devil-music?
Ryan: No. I know a lot of Christians. Though, I would like to piss them off. Plus, they don't have to know.
Sean: Yeah, but ill just tell Gabriel. Then you're screwed. Which brings me to another thing, have you ever seen the Prophecy?
Ryan: I am not sure, if that a recent movie?
Sean: Not too recent. Its about the second war in heaven. Christopher Walken plays Gabriel who in the film is portrayed as an utter wanker (read: legend). Its really good, even if just to hear the Angel Gabriel talking about how its all right to kill babies.
Ryan: I don't think I have.
Sean: Ah, its good stuff.
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