Featuring Flash

[Morgoth]

Name: Flashy.
Age: 3
Sex: In this section I would say "You're not my type" but I'm sure that joke has been said before so... you're not my type.
Occupation: Spammer.
Your Website (if any): potty4potter.proboards22.com
Favorite Sites to Visit: SSD, PBS (until I got banned...) and my forum + random poop.

Hello Flash

WTF. My name is Joe.

Hello Joe.

Hi.

>_>

Have we met?

Fortunately not. You used to be mod at SSD in the old days. How did you first get to be green?

Weeeell. I started annoying Ash. Alot. Then he blocked me, unblocked, blocked. Then came the annual modding and Stealth (or so he says) persuaded Ash to let me become a mod.
NOTE: The unblock/block thing might not be true. I can't remember. But he DID get annoyed with it.

Yah. And at that time n00by Oliver wasn't a mod yet even.

OMFG. So you were like, staffz0rs before Oliver?

Same time, maybe? PSSH I CAN'T REMEMEMBER. Oh wait, I rememememember. He got voted as a mod! They needed a ratings mod because it was such a crappy job, and Ollie got voted for it. Go figure.

I think I voted for him. Big mistake.

How did you first come across SSD?

ProBoards Support. Person 1: Where can I get free graphics? Person 2: SSD. I just saw the link around and joined in version one and forgot my username. Joined in version two again.

You're known as quite a sex machine on SSD; what do you think keeps you so manly and attractive, despite your ancient age?

Did you just steal that question from another interview?

Don't be ridiculous.

Well, I use L’Oreal Kids (gentle shampoo - no knots, no tears)

I hear you play the saxophone. What first got you into music, and that particular instrument?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Maybe not.
What is your favourite board on SSD....and WHY?

Chillout because I chill out there.

Woah. Like, woah.
If Madonna were in the room, what would you do?

Chuck cheese at her.

You seem a bit of a popular culture god, taking interest in subjects as diverse as Garfield and The IT Crowd? What are your favourite films/tv shows, and tell us a bit about them.

GARRR. Enough with Garfield n00b.

Garfield Explain!

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. WELL. Garfield is lyke funneh <33333 So in the FLASH FOR MOD days, apothicy boy made a sig for me with Garfield on. So when I came back to SSD, I had garfield chomping crisps yarr? And then people thought I was obsessed with Garfield!

Anywayz, favourite film…Simpsons movie whenever it comes out <3 3>

Favourite t.v. show, Simpsons, yar…Family Guy = dah copy.

Flash. It's certainly been interesting learning about you. You're such an obscure character I can't really think of much more to say. Thanks very much

You're so funny.

[artos]

Interesting interview.

[virtuoso]

Aha, Wow. Flash Is A Very .. Er... Stubborn Person. 0_o

[Josh]

Flash. You. Are. Odd. Period.

Damn.

[Flash]

You removed the part I slyly put into one of your questions. Damn!

[Xeron]

That was different.

[Ash]

Hahaha what a character. He made a name for himself with his Oliver sig. <3

[nrich]

You tried too hard to sound humorous. In other words, fail.

[Xephra]

I never liked any of the interviews, they're all the same, this one just made it worse.

[whitney2]

Well, Morgoth, I happened to like it. It was amusing and an interesting read. So I say keep it up.

[Me]

how was that the same xephra?

Flash is one odd fellow.

[Morgoth]

deterioate said:

I never liked any of the interviews, they're all the same, this one just made it worse.

I suggest you stop reading them, then.

[Xephra]

morgoth said:

deterioate said:

I never liked any of the interviews, they're all the same, this one just made it worse.

I suggest you stop reading them, then.

I suggest you get some original questions, then. Or try not to be as funny, because it didn't work here.

"Hold tight."

[Pojo]

komatosis said:

You tried too hard to sound humorous. In other words, fail.

Agreed.

[Flash]

komatosis said:

You tried too hard to sound humorous. In other words, fail.

pojo said:

komatosis said:

You tried too hard to sound humorous. In other words, fail.

Agreed.

Notice how the two people who hate me say that.... well, I suppose someone who likes me wouldn't but whatever.

Besides, that's how I usually type on MSN.

[Xeron]

It's okay Flash. Nathan is corny. Xephra is just a party pooper. They always back each other. Just ignore them.

[Luke]

Hahahahaha. That was good Flash. Nice interveiw Morgoth.

Pick me next time.