Post by tawnjuh on Aug 2, 2005 0:22:02 GMT
Ryan: Here's my interview with Quacker. Sorry about the obscene use of "._." 
Had to clean up the language a bit
Name: Quacker.....Mike
Age: 15
Sex: ...hmm? female.. o.o
Occupation: Ollie's "play" buddy
Your Website (if any): The Two Betrayals
Sites You Enjoy Visiting: SSD, Astral Genesis, ZDesign, Pixel2Life
So, "Mr. Quacker," who are you? What are you like?
What am I like? Well, I'd say I'm pretty crazy. I like doing wierd stuff with friends, often setting things on fire. I also love playing Halo...I guess thats all.
Judging by your sigs, you and Ollie have spent plenty of quality time to "play" together. How cute.
Well, if "play" is the word. I would say more or sexually harrass, but yes. The reason is that I am so easily lead into being chained to a chair. I often attempt to kill myself while he rapes me, but he revives me and does it harder.
We know you were banned during Version 4, so how did you get Ollie to unban you?
Haha, good times. Well, it was more with the help of Nick and Crazed. I had them both on MSN and at the time they were both mods. I was making fun of Crazed and Aphotic for being lovers and I asked Crazed if it was possible for her to unban me. I brought Nick into the convo and eventually Ollie came in and un-banned me.
How would you describe yourself?
well...SSD's sexiest member? I don't know. I don't want to sound like a stuck up person when people read this and say "Wow, this Quacker is a straight up asshole."
We know you're friends with Aphotic - how did you two become such good friends?
Well my son, sit down and wait for a long warm hearted story. -takes out storybook- Once upon a time a boy named Quacker went to SSD looking for graphics and nothing really else. He found a thread by a boy named OZ asking for someone to start a forum with him. Quacker being a n00b posted and asked if he would start a videogame forum with him. OZ replied with a nasty "Hell no," but all hope was not lost for the young soul. A PM came along from a boy named Matt 13. Matt (now Aphotic) asked Quacker if he liked Halo. Quacker had played Halo with his friends on multiplayer and beat the game multiple times. Their friendship bloomed as they started the forum "The Two Betrayals" together. The end.
My God. That's amazing. But don't talk in third person, please.
On a serious note, me and Aphotic just have a lot in common. Same problems in life and same intrests. I must also mention that Reedy, SSJ Sonic, Aphotic, and I make up th3 l33t a$$ musk3t33rs.
The Leet Ass Musketeers? XD
lol
If you could do anything in the world, what would it be?
If I could do anything...I guess it would be to be a professional soccer player. After my surgery and stuff (don't worry about it if you don't know) I haven't been able to really get back to that, so that dream is crushed, but I still have the will to really want to play. Other than that, I wouldn't mind being a world leader, that way I could make Ollie kiss my feet. ;D
Besides soccer, what other goals would you like to achieve?
In the real world I would like to achieve being a successful entrepreneur. I wouldn't mind owning my own resturant or just a small business. If that doesn't work, I can fall back on cooking even though its a pretty crap job, but I love to cook.
And if all else fails, I'll just be a trashman. I mean, hell, they make 14 dollars an hour for picking up bags.
Eep - trashguys are creepy and smell bad - like feet ._.
Haha. I'll be a nice trashgun.
Trashgun? XD
guy* Jerk.
I'll give the children on the corner the toys out of the trash can.
You do realize they'd probably kick you in the shins and tell on you to their mommies?
Yes, but if their moms are hot...yeahhhh ;D
What are you thinking at this moment?
Well, I'm wondering why the hell there is a Mexican guy in my backyard right now.
brb, I don't know what this guy is doing..
Well?
me: "Hey buddy, what are you doing?"
him: "I cannot find my way, where is the (Enter local store that I've never heard of)."
That's just.. creepy...
Anyways, I'm talking to a pretty got girl from my school if you wanted to know that.
Been there, done that.
Anything Else?
WTF is this junk on my music player?! (Insert nasty n00bish word here) opera!!
Anything "juicy" we should know about? for blackmail purposes?
Juicy...blackmail. Well, I have plenty, but if I said it this interview would immeaditly be closed due to half of them are about Oliver.
One little secret? Pwetty please? ... I need to stop doing that ._.
Lets just say Oliver enjoys using itching powder on me.
Okay, moving on... quickly.. what's your fascination with adding cake to certain words?
Cake is good, but other than that its actually me and Aphotic's thing. He always called me a n00bcake and I called him a n00bert, then it eventually just became that we added cake to everything. Its makes us cutier
Any last words for the people of SSD? The ones wasting their time reading this junk?
Thank you for wasting your time.
Thanks for doing this interview. Now scram, n00bert.
You used my word!!1!!1
-stabs in the eye and runs-
Had to clean up the language a bit
Name: Quacker.....Mike
Age: 15
Sex: ...hmm? female.. o.o
Occupation: Ollie's "play" buddy
Your Website (if any): The Two Betrayals
Sites You Enjoy Visiting: SSD, Astral Genesis, ZDesign, Pixel2Life
So, "Mr. Quacker," who are you? What are you like?
What am I like? Well, I'd say I'm pretty crazy. I like doing wierd stuff with friends, often setting things on fire. I also love playing Halo...I guess thats all.
Judging by your sigs, you and Ollie have spent plenty of quality time to "play" together. How cute.
Well, if "play" is the word. I would say more or sexually harrass, but yes. The reason is that I am so easily lead into being chained to a chair. I often attempt to kill myself while he rapes me, but he revives me and does it harder.
We know you were banned during Version 4, so how did you get Ollie to unban you?
Haha, good times. Well, it was more with the help of Nick and Crazed. I had them both on MSN and at the time they were both mods. I was making fun of Crazed and Aphotic for being lovers and I asked Crazed if it was possible for her to unban me. I brought Nick into the convo and eventually Ollie came in and un-banned me.
How would you describe yourself?
well...SSD's sexiest member? I don't know. I don't want to sound like a stuck up person when people read this and say "Wow, this Quacker is a straight up asshole."
We know you're friends with Aphotic - how did you two become such good friends?
Well my son, sit down and wait for a long warm hearted story. -takes out storybook- Once upon a time a boy named Quacker went to SSD looking for graphics and nothing really else. He found a thread by a boy named OZ asking for someone to start a forum with him. Quacker being a n00b posted and asked if he would start a videogame forum with him. OZ replied with a nasty "Hell no," but all hope was not lost for the young soul. A PM came along from a boy named Matt 13. Matt (now Aphotic) asked Quacker if he liked Halo. Quacker had played Halo with his friends on multiplayer and beat the game multiple times. Their friendship bloomed as they started the forum "The Two Betrayals" together. The end.
My God. That's amazing. But don't talk in third person, please.
On a serious note, me and Aphotic just have a lot in common. Same problems in life and same intrests. I must also mention that Reedy, SSJ Sonic, Aphotic, and I make up th3 l33t a$$ musk3t33rs.
The Leet Ass Musketeers? XD
lol
If you could do anything in the world, what would it be?
If I could do anything...I guess it would be to be a professional soccer player. After my surgery and stuff (don't worry about it if you don't know) I haven't been able to really get back to that, so that dream is crushed, but I still have the will to really want to play. Other than that, I wouldn't mind being a world leader, that way I could make Ollie kiss my feet. ;D
Besides soccer, what other goals would you like to achieve?
In the real world I would like to achieve being a successful entrepreneur. I wouldn't mind owning my own resturant or just a small business. If that doesn't work, I can fall back on cooking even though its a pretty crap job, but I love to cook.
And if all else fails, I'll just be a trashman. I mean, hell, they make 14 dollars an hour for picking up bags.
Eep - trashguys are creepy and smell bad - like feet ._.
Haha. I'll be a nice trashgun.
Trashgun? XD
guy* Jerk.
I'll give the children on the corner the toys out of the trash can.
You do realize they'd probably kick you in the shins and tell on you to their mommies?
Yes, but if their moms are hot...yeahhhh ;D
What are you thinking at this moment?
Well, I'm wondering why the hell there is a Mexican guy in my backyard right now.
brb, I don't know what this guy is doing..
Well?
me: "Hey buddy, what are you doing?"
him: "I cannot find my way, where is the (Enter local store that I've never heard of)."
That's just.. creepy...
Anyways, I'm talking to a pretty got girl from my school if you wanted to know that.
Been there, done that.
Anything Else?
WTF is this junk on my music player?! (Insert nasty n00bish word here) opera!!
Anything "juicy" we should know about? for blackmail purposes?
Juicy...blackmail. Well, I have plenty, but if I said it this interview would immeaditly be closed due to half of them are about Oliver.
One little secret? Pwetty please? ... I need to stop doing that ._.
Lets just say Oliver enjoys using itching powder on me.
Okay, moving on... quickly.. what's your fascination with adding cake to certain words?
Cake is good, but other than that its actually me and Aphotic's thing. He always called me a n00bcake and I called him a n00bert, then it eventually just became that we added cake to everything. Its makes us cutier
Any last words for the people of SSD? The ones wasting their time reading this junk?
Thank you for wasting your time.
Thanks for doing this interview. Now scram, n00bert.
You used my word!!1!!1
-stabs in the eye and runs-
