Post by tawnjuh on Jun 2, 2005 2:49:02 GMT
Interview done by our one and only Jello. Quite a fun read. Enjoy. 
The Shadowed Mind
Interview by: Jello
June-01-05 5:10 AM
Too anyone that isn't aware, Shadow is one of the coolest,if not the coolest, people on SSD, and in the world. He's handsome, charming, intelligent, and to top it off, he pwns. What more can you ask for?
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First of give us the normal details..Name, Age, Location, Waist
Size, Foot Size, Diameter of your head and anything else you might
have...
As for name, you can just call me Master. I'm 16, and I live in a
run-down, drug-infested, craphole of a town in Illinois. Waist size?
Beats me. Probably like..2in. I'm skinny. My shoe size is 11, although
it varies from brand to brand. As for the diameter of my head...No
idea. But really who I am is just some kid. That's about all there is
to it. I spend a lot of time here on the computer, and the rest out
with my other friends. It's pretty balanced.
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Do you prefer thongs or panties (on you of course)?
I most definitely prefer panties. I don't know about you, but having
a thin piece of string up my...... all day doesn't sound like fun.
--------------------------------------
Everyone knows you're the coolest thing since rainbow sherbert, in
the third person omniscient perspective, tell us a bit about your road
to awesomeness...
Rainbow sherbert, eh? I guess I am pretty cool then.
Well it all started one day when Master was born. Lots of yelling and
people in white coats. After that it gets boring, so we'll skip ahead a
few years when Master comes into first contact with a....computer. The
Father of Master had taught Master how to play Doom and Doom II, so
that's what he did..alot.
Back then, Master lived in California, so he
was outside a lot more, and was waaay more athletic. Now Master has the
athletic ability of a blade of grass. Anyways, then Master's insane
parents decided to move out to craphole, I mean, Illinois. So there
Master had to make all new friends, which never really happened,
because most of his friends live in other states anyways.
Since his move tocraphole Illinois, Master has managed to gather 6-7
friends, and a girlfriend! I know, hard to believe, huh? About being
awesome..that fits in there somewhere. I think it starts at the part
where Master was born.
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If I was choking on a lifesaver, would you..
A: Try to reach it with your tongue
B: Perform CPR
C: Other (Explain)
C: Laugh at the irony of you choking on a lifesaver
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Have you heard any news about Peter and his livestock fetish?
I have actually seen many disgusting videos on this topic. The
internet is a terrible place. -shudders-
Almost as bad as goatse?
HAHA. Probably not.
(Sounds like someone might like it more than he's letting us know
)
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What brought you to SSD in the first place? How has your stay been
since then?
What brought me to SSD was a good friend of mine, and a former
moderator, Uchiha Sasuke (A.K.A. Dragoon_Deathblade). I was a member at
his forum (Deathblade Dojo) and he referred me to SSD. The main reason
I stayed was because the place just looked so cool. (v2 skin) I had
seen so many proboards, but none even came close to this.
My stay since then has been great. For quite a while I was just your regular member,
trying to fit in somewhere throughout the board. I picked up on
graphics and coding, because that's just who I am. I like to be able to
do a little bit of everything, which is why I'm never exceptionally
good at 1 thing. Well throughout my coding endeavors, I had begun to
take a liking to Visual Basic, and I had posted a few of my programs
and tutorials, which eventually landed me a job as Visual Basic
moderator. However, that job didn't last long due to the lack of
knowledge about VB. Most people thought it was freakin template
support. -_-
So then I went back to being just a regular member, but
not for long. Some happenings happened with Stealth and I ended up with
a warning. (Which I still find unjust, might I add) So I decided to
take a break. I left SSD for a month or two just to have some fun. What
I spent most of that time doing was playing Unreal Tournament 2004.
Great game, try it some time.
So then I came back, but I wasn't the
same member I was before. I just kinda lurked around, and only posted
once in a while, but never anything relevant. Until one day, while
watching TV, I came up with the idea for the Hex Games, which
eventually landed me a spot as contest moderator. I think we can all
see how that's going. So yeah, that's the story of me and SSD.
--------------------------------------
Being completely favoritive, name 3 and only 3 of your favorite
people on SSD (none of that "everyone else, you know who you are"
junk)
UC
Jello
Oliver
I would give reasons, but those 3 know why I chose them.
--------------------------------------
What's one of your most memorable moments either on SSD or with some(one|people) from SSD
Probably when I got the warning. It's the happiest, but it's the most memorable.
--------------------------------------
You're fighting Lance and he is using an Aerodactyl against your Squirtle. Squirtle has 5 HP remaining and your only other pokemon is a Magikarp at level 19. You have 1 potion. What do you do?
What would I do? I'd be amazed that I made it past the other 3 members of the Elite Four with just a Squirtle and a Magikarp.
(Shadow fails to realize the ultimate-ness of Squirtle, the best pokemon there is. He also fails to realize that Aerodactyl's ground type characteristic makes him a prime candidate to be pwned by Squirtle's awesome water power. Squirtle can then be taken out to use Magikarp as a decoy while using the potion to restore the life needed to take out the 2 dragonairs and the dragonite, as well as the Elite Four Champion and all the pokemon he thinks he pwns with)(I swear, I haven't played pokemon in years)
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Did you actually answer that last question?
Yes.
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Who the **** is Alice?
-repeats question a lot of times to a techno beat in a munchkin-like voice-
(Alice, is Alice)
--------------------------------------
If I put on giant shoes and ran around with an oversized key hitting random people dressed in black, would you be right beside me in a duck suit? If so, would you make funny noises in the process?
Nah, I'd be right beside you with a golden oversized key with 2 huge ears and a black hooded trenchcoat on.
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In a peapod, explain yourself
Ownage.
--------------------------------------
Everyone knows me and you are like two peanuts in a shell, explain how this came about
It all started last year on your birthday, when I called you an ickle noobykins. Then it evolved from there. Coding fits into there somehow, but no one cares about that.
(People don't care about coding?! That's news to me)
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If we were out on a date and some guy hit on me, what would you do?
Hit on him...with a bat.
--------------------------------------
What other forums besides SSD do you like to visit?
I used to visit Pixelex and Scribble N Such, but mainly I visit SSD, and that's all.
--------------------------------------
Care to share the recipe to Shadow's Uber Cookies?
Ingredients:
Computer with MSN Messenger
Directions: IM me and ask me to make them for you
Makes 1337 servings
--------------------------------------
Can you please get your hand off my backside?
No.
That's okay. I like it there.
--------------------------------------
What do you think of long interviews full of non-sense questions?
Better than short interviews with boring serious questions.
--------------------------------------
You and Oliver run the hex games. What's that like? Do you enjoy running that board more than you enjoyed running the Visual Basic boards?
Running the Hex Games isn't really like anything. It's like uh...running...the Hex Games. That's right. And no, the VB boards were way better, because all I did was lock posts. ;D
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If you could meet one person you know online(in other words one person that could possibly be a 40 year old man pretending to be 13), who would it be? What would you do?
God. Hard question. Mean to ask it to, considering who it's coming from. -cough- But I would have to say UC on this one. What would I do? I dunno. Hang out? Talk about everything BUT SSD and the internet. Get married? Who knows?
How dare you pick her over me. If marriage is what you want, I can give you that!
--------------------------------------
In 3 words, explain your daily routine
Wake
Fun
Sleep
--------------------------------------
Expand on the last one if you must
"Fun" consists of friends and computer.
--------------------------------------
Does Oliver hit on you? He sure does hit on me. Sometimes, it scares me, but then I think, maybe I can get a staff position again. Would you let Oliver have his way for G-mod ship? Have you already to get your mod ship?
No. Yes. No.
--------------------------------------
Is there anyone who used to frequently inhabit SSD, that doesn't anymore, that you'd like to see more of now?
Ash, Peter, Lans (Who recently returned), LFX, Virus, Oreokooky, Uchiha Sasuke, and others.
--------------------------------------
We just learned that you can count, is this trick handy in life? Should I learn how? Where can I learn?
Oh yes, counting is very handy. Without it, you could do something stupid, like pay too much for car insurance, when you can save up to %15 with Geico.
Yes, you should learn, and I believe they sell books on it at any kids store.
--------------------------------------
Do you enjoy cheese puffs?
Oh god yes. I ate like 3 bags the other day, then Nate punched me for eating all of his food.
If only you knew what I knew...if only -shakes head-
--------------------------------------
What is your personal favorite SSD version?
It's close. I loved v2 and v3's look and feel, but I think v2 wins.
Good answer. V2 was the best.
--------------------------------------
In exactly 40 words, give the readers a conclusion about yourself, this interview, or anything you wish...
I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of my fans out there. The four of you have been a really big support. I’d also like to thank my parents for bringing me up right (Sorta). The End.
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The End
The Shadowed Mind
Interview by: Jello
June-01-05 5:10 AM
Too anyone that isn't aware, Shadow is one of the coolest,if not the coolest, people on SSD, and in the world. He's handsome, charming, intelligent, and to top it off, he pwns. What more can you ask for?
--------------------------------------
First of give us the normal details..Name, Age, Location, Waist
Size, Foot Size, Diameter of your head and anything else you might
have...
As for name, you can just call me Master. I'm 16, and I live in a
run-down, drug-infested, craphole of a town in Illinois. Waist size?
Beats me. Probably like..2in. I'm skinny. My shoe size is 11, although
it varies from brand to brand. As for the diameter of my head...No
idea. But really who I am is just some kid. That's about all there is
to it. I spend a lot of time here on the computer, and the rest out
with my other friends. It's pretty balanced.
--------------------------------------
Do you prefer thongs or panties (on you of course)?
I most definitely prefer panties. I don't know about you, but having
a thin piece of string up my...... all day doesn't sound like fun.
--------------------------------------
Everyone knows you're the coolest thing since rainbow sherbert, in
the third person omniscient perspective, tell us a bit about your road
to awesomeness...
Rainbow sherbert, eh? I guess I am pretty cool then.
Well it all started one day when Master was born. Lots of yelling and
people in white coats. After that it gets boring, so we'll skip ahead a
few years when Master comes into first contact with a....computer. The
Father of Master had taught Master how to play Doom and Doom II, so
that's what he did..alot.
Back then, Master lived in California, so he
was outside a lot more, and was waaay more athletic. Now Master has the
athletic ability of a blade of grass. Anyways, then Master's insane
parents decided to move out to craphole, I mean, Illinois. So there
Master had to make all new friends, which never really happened,
because most of his friends live in other states anyways.
Since his move to
friends, and a girlfriend! I know, hard to believe, huh? About being
awesome..that fits in there somewhere. I think it starts at the part
where Master was born.
--------------------------------------
If I was choking on a lifesaver, would you..
A: Try to reach it with your tongue
B: Perform CPR
C: Other (Explain)
C: Laugh at the irony of you choking on a lifesaver
--------------------------------------
Have you heard any news about Peter and his livestock fetish?
I have actually seen many disgusting videos on this topic. The
internet is a terrible place. -shudders-
Almost as bad as goatse?
HAHA. Probably not.
(Sounds like someone might like it more than he's letting us know
)--------------------------------------
What brought you to SSD in the first place? How has your stay been
since then?
What brought me to SSD was a good friend of mine, and a former
moderator, Uchiha Sasuke (A.K.A. Dragoon_Deathblade). I was a member at
his forum (Deathblade Dojo) and he referred me to SSD. The main reason
I stayed was because the place just looked so cool. (v2 skin) I had
seen so many proboards, but none even came close to this.
My stay since then has been great. For quite a while I was just your regular member,
trying to fit in somewhere throughout the board. I picked up on
graphics and coding, because that's just who I am. I like to be able to
do a little bit of everything, which is why I'm never exceptionally
good at 1 thing. Well throughout my coding endeavors, I had begun to
take a liking to Visual Basic, and I had posted a few of my programs
and tutorials, which eventually landed me a job as Visual Basic
moderator. However, that job didn't last long due to the lack of
knowledge about VB. Most people thought it was freakin template
support. -_-
So then I went back to being just a regular member, but
not for long. Some happenings happened with Stealth and I ended up with
a warning. (Which I still find unjust, might I add) So I decided to
take a break. I left SSD for a month or two just to have some fun. What
I spent most of that time doing was playing Unreal Tournament 2004.
Great game, try it some time.
So then I came back, but I wasn't the
same member I was before. I just kinda lurked around, and only posted
once in a while, but never anything relevant. Until one day, while
watching TV, I came up with the idea for the Hex Games, which
eventually landed me a spot as contest moderator. I think we can all
see how that's going. So yeah, that's the story of me and SSD.
--------------------------------------
Being completely favoritive, name 3 and only 3 of your favorite
people on SSD (none of that "everyone else, you know who you are"
junk)
UC
Jello
Oliver
I would give reasons, but those 3 know why I chose them.
--------------------------------------
What's one of your most memorable moments either on SSD or with some(one|people) from SSD
Probably when I got the warning. It's the happiest, but it's the most memorable.
--------------------------------------
You're fighting Lance and he is using an Aerodactyl against your Squirtle. Squirtle has 5 HP remaining and your only other pokemon is a Magikarp at level 19. You have 1 potion. What do you do?
What would I do? I'd be amazed that I made it past the other 3 members of the Elite Four with just a Squirtle and a Magikarp.
(Shadow fails to realize the ultimate-ness of Squirtle, the best pokemon there is. He also fails to realize that Aerodactyl's ground type characteristic makes him a prime candidate to be pwned by Squirtle's awesome water power. Squirtle can then be taken out to use Magikarp as a decoy while using the potion to restore the life needed to take out the 2 dragonairs and the dragonite, as well as the Elite Four Champion and all the pokemon he thinks he pwns with)(I swear, I haven't played pokemon in years)
--------------------------------------
Did you actually answer that last question?
Yes.
--------------------------------------
Who the **** is Alice?
-repeats question a lot of times to a techno beat in a munchkin-like voice-
(Alice, is Alice)
--------------------------------------
If I put on giant shoes and ran around with an oversized key hitting random people dressed in black, would you be right beside me in a duck suit? If so, would you make funny noises in the process?
Nah, I'd be right beside you with a golden oversized key with 2 huge ears and a black hooded trenchcoat on.
--------------------------------------
In a peapod, explain yourself
Ownage.
--------------------------------------
Everyone knows me and you are like two peanuts in a shell, explain how this came about
It all started last year on your birthday, when I called you an ickle noobykins. Then it evolved from there. Coding fits into there somehow, but no one cares about that.
(People don't care about coding?! That's news to me)
--------------------------------------
If we were out on a date and some guy hit on me, what would you do?
Hit on him...with a bat.
--------------------------------------
What other forums besides SSD do you like to visit?
I used to visit Pixelex and Scribble N Such, but mainly I visit SSD, and that's all.
--------------------------------------
Care to share the recipe to Shadow's Uber Cookies?
Ingredients:
Computer with MSN Messenger
Directions: IM me and ask me to make them for you
Makes 1337 servings
--------------------------------------
Can you please get your hand off my backside?
No.
That's okay. I like it there.
--------------------------------------
What do you think of long interviews full of non-sense questions?
Better than short interviews with boring serious questions.
--------------------------------------
You and Oliver run the hex games. What's that like? Do you enjoy running that board more than you enjoyed running the Visual Basic boards?
Running the Hex Games isn't really like anything. It's like uh...running...the Hex Games. That's right. And no, the VB boards were way better, because all I did was lock posts. ;D
--------------------------------------
If you could meet one person you know online(in other words one person that could possibly be a 40 year old man pretending to be 13), who would it be? What would you do?
God. Hard question. Mean to ask it to, considering who it's coming from. -cough- But I would have to say UC on this one. What would I do? I dunno. Hang out? Talk about everything BUT SSD and the internet. Get married? Who knows?
How dare you pick her over me. If marriage is what you want, I can give you that!
--------------------------------------
In 3 words, explain your daily routine
Wake
Fun
Sleep
--------------------------------------
Expand on the last one if you must
"Fun" consists of friends and computer.
--------------------------------------
Does Oliver hit on you? He sure does hit on me. Sometimes, it scares me, but then I think, maybe I can get a staff position again. Would you let Oliver have his way for G-mod ship? Have you already to get your mod ship?
No. Yes. No.
--------------------------------------
Is there anyone who used to frequently inhabit SSD, that doesn't anymore, that you'd like to see more of now?
Ash, Peter, Lans (Who recently returned), LFX, Virus, Oreokooky, Uchiha Sasuke, and others.
--------------------------------------
We just learned that you can count, is this trick handy in life? Should I learn how? Where can I learn?
Oh yes, counting is very handy. Without it, you could do something stupid, like pay too much for car insurance, when you can save up to %15 with Geico.
Yes, you should learn, and I believe they sell books on it at any kids store.
--------------------------------------
Do you enjoy cheese puffs?
Oh god yes. I ate like 3 bags the other day, then Nate punched me for eating all of his food.
If only you knew what I knew...if only -shakes head-
--------------------------------------
What is your personal favorite SSD version?
It's close. I loved v2 and v3's look and feel, but I think v2 wins.
Good answer. V2 was the best.
--------------------------------------
In exactly 40 words, give the readers a conclusion about yourself, this interview, or anything you wish...
I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of my fans out there. The four of you have been a really big support. I’d also like to thank my parents for bringing me up right (Sorta). The End.
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The End
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