Code Fight!

[BL13X]

This is where a bit of nonreal coding comes in.
Using the coding language of your choice, we battle. In your post, you need to defend yourself from the previous poster and attack the next poster. How you code it is up to you.
I'll start off,
I'm actually creating a new language for fighting, lol, so I'll use that.
XD

<script type="violence/gore>
{->
{
(var.hippie; .health = '100');
(action.hippie; 'stab');
(action.target = 'nextPoster');
}
(action.hippie; .make;
.itemstyle; ='bomb');
{
(var.nextPoster; 'bombed');
}
<-}
</style>

[Virtuoso]

O.O

Well, okay:

<script type='text/javascript'>
<!--

document.body.replaceChild("" , hippie.bl);

//-->
</script>

There, I killed you?

[[dmsuperman]]

using System;
namespace ownage{
  static void Main(){
    while(1=1){
      Console.Write("I win");
    }
  }
}

Ownage, none of you can go now.

[Virtuoso]

.... Damn you.