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Post by ufc on May 7, 2008 17:18:17 GMT
I think Lamaenic is quote crazy. Or he just laughs entirely to easily. And because this is a quote thread.... Sorry, ladies. The penis is not as wonderful as it is made out to be; only when it is in complement with its other half is it any bit enjoyable. It must be the culture of men that make the desired idea of it bigger than it really is. This forced stereotype is absolutely flaccid and lacks merit, as the penis is the ultimate sign of insecurity in this society. A hard take on such? Perhaps-- but there will come one time that the truth reveals itself. Plus, it was funny. |
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Post by Moose on May 7, 2008 21:56:27 GMT
LMAO!!!! It's true, o.o
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Post by Kay on May 7, 2008 22:33:43 GMT
Less chatter, more quotes.
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Moose
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Post by Moose on May 8, 2008 10:25:50 GMT
Sounds like every other Jackie Chan movie. I can't stand to watch anything with that guy in it. Ever notice how horrible actors have to make films with eachother over and over? Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller, Will Ferell and...take your pick. It's the same unfunny comedians in the same roles with similar plots, gags, jokes, and the same old mediocrity. You sir, and/or madame, are unAmerican and unfunny, o.o >.> |
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Post by ufc on May 11, 2008 2:18:09 GMT
You can't quote yourself!
That's lame and vain.
Total fail.
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Moose
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Post by Moose on May 11, 2008 10:00:16 GMT
You can't quote yourself! That's lame and vain. Total fail. o.o? |
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Post by Dalton on May 11, 2008 13:29:32 GMT
You can't quote yourself! That's lame and vain. Total fail. o.o? Dont quote yourself for the quotes thread please. Thank you Joshua. |
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Post by gray929 on May 11, 2008 20:26:51 GMT
Kay already asked you guys to cut the chatter.  Lets get back to quotes. I am going to start deleting posts if they don't contain quotes. |
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Post by Saknika on May 16, 2008 1:19:49 GMT
Hell. No. With all the Russians on the Space Station, the urine would prolly still taste like Vodka after the 6 cleansing steps. That statement is made of stereotyping win. <3 |
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Post by whitetiger on May 16, 2008 3:51:35 GMT
Hi Mike. Welcome to SSD.  No. Wanna eat chickin while having sex and record it? Hell no.
In the fancy dress thread. |
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Post by ><Lamaenic>< on May 19, 2008 12:43:27 GMT
Everything is disturbing if you think about it. Our food is grown in poo, and dead bodies, yet we still eat it. I'd drink it! Oh. My. God. I was eating an orange while reading that, you prick. Hahah! |
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Post by Sev on May 26, 2008 1:04:48 GMT
-Craz
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Moose
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Post by Moose on May 27, 2008 10:43:37 GMT
xD I can feel your pain: Xantros: I can't get the door unlocked. Orgazmmm: Maybe you should unhitch the saddle. Xantros: . . . Orgazmmm: Ya know, to let air flow. Xantros: . . .What? Orgazmmm: Sometimes horses won't follow if air can't flow to their brain. Xantros: Dude, I'm trying to open a stinking door. What the hell are you talking about a horse for? Orgazmmm: Maybe some blinders would help too.... Xantros: Are you smoking something? Orgazmmm: Everyday. Xantros: What? Orgazmmm: Everyday.... Xantros: I think you need to let some air flow into your brain. Orgazmmm: I just jizzed on my cat. Xantros: . . . .What the heck does that mean? Orgazmmm: He gotz da sticky stuffs on his butthole. Xantros: WHAT THE HECCK!?Orgazmmm: Yeah, it's like peanut butter, it gets stuck to the roof of their mouths. Xantros: DUDE! STFU! NOW! Orgazmmm: . . . . Orgazmmm: . . . . Orgazmmm: . . . .The door is open. |
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Post by Criminal Mastermind on May 28, 2008 15:02:03 GMT
xD I can feel your pain: Xantros: I can't get the door unlocked. Orgazmmm: Maybe you should unhitch the saddle. Xantros: . . . Orgazmmm: Ya know, to let air flow. Xantros: . . .What? Orgazmmm: Sometimes horses won't follow if air can't flow to their brain. Xantros: Dude, I'm trying to open a stinking door. What the hell are you talking about a horse for? Orgazmmm: Maybe some blinders would help too.... Xantros: Are you smoking something? Orgazmmm: Everyday. Xantros: What? Orgazmmm: Everyday.... Xantros: I think you need to let some air flow into your brain. Orgazmmm: I just jizzed on my cat. Xantros: . . . .What the heck does that mean? Orgazmmm: He gotz da sticky stuffs on his butthole. Xantros: WHAT THE HECCK!?Orgazmmm: Yeah, it's like peanut butter, it gets stuck to the roof of their mouths. Xantros: DUDE! STFU! NOW! Orgazmmm: . . . . Orgazmmm: . . . . Orgazmmm: . . . .The door is open. Wat. |
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Post by Vintage on May 31, 2008 8:05:00 GMT
xD I can feel your pain: Xantros: I can't get the door unlocked. Orgazmmm: Maybe you should unhitch the saddle. Xantros: . . . Orgazmmm: Ya know, to let air flow. Xantros: . . .What? Orgazmmm: Sometimes horses won't follow if air can't flow to their brain. Xantros: Dude, I'm trying to open a stinking door. What the hell are you talking about a horse for? Orgazmmm: Maybe some blinders would help too.... Xantros: Are you smoking something? Orgazmmm: Everyday. Xantros: What? Orgazmmm: Everyday.... Xantros: I think you need to let some air flow into your brain. Orgazmmm: I just jizzed on my cat. Xantros: . . . .What the heck does that mean? Orgazmmm: He gotz da sticky stuffs on his butthole. Xantros: WHAT THE HECCK!?Orgazmmm: Yeah, it's like peanut butter, it gets stuck to the roof of their mouths. Xantros: DUDE! STFU! NOW! Orgazmmm: . . . . Orgazmmm: . . . . Orgazmmm: . . . .The door is open. That doesn't mean quote any old conversation ... |
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Moose
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Post by Moose on May 31, 2008 11:04:33 GMT
That doesn't mean quote any old conversation ... I'm pointing out, there are no rules that say otherwise,  |
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Fat kids lag, IRL.
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Post by Poo on May 31, 2008 16:29:51 GMT
That doesn't mean quote any old conversation ... I'm pointing out, there are no rules that say otherwise, It's quotes of the month genious, not quotes of a lifetime. |
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Post by ufc on May 31, 2008 19:34:12 GMT
I think it's suit... A suite is like a fancy hotel room...  But, reading this sentence, it could go either way. I love that ^_^ |
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Post by Vintage on Jun 4, 2008 6:29:24 GMT
That doesn't mean quote any old conversation ... I'm pointing out, there are no rules that say otherwise, True but in good faith I'd hope it would have some relevance to the forum, which that quote has none except the fact it was posted here and not somewhere else. |
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Post by Saknika on Jun 4, 2008 18:00:43 GMT
Considering all the other quotes are already in the Herald for June, I'd say this is the cut off mark. And I'm only stating that, because I want to post a quote for July
Haven't we already established that my ego is shield against reality? It has to be huge, otherwise I'm nothing more than a scared, mewling kitten. could you at least be a puppy? it's a bit more lovable. No. |
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Lets get back to quotes. I am going to start deleting posts if they don't contain quotes. 
